Just Another Apocalypse

The Last Best of 2007 List of 2008!

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:00:44 GMT

And Now the BEST OF 2007 from a Teacher on Sleep Dep

MUSIC

Best Album: Oppenheimer

Best Albumen: Eggs Marshall

Best Music Video: Oppenheimer, "Breakfast in NYC"

Best Song: Dewey Cox, "Let's Duet"

Best Concert: They Might Be Giants, The Else Tour

MOVIES

Best Film: Death Proof

Best Film featuring Zombies: Fido

Best Guy Movie: Revolver

Best Chick Flick: Stardust

Best Actor: Javier Bardem, "No Country for Old Men"

Best Actress: Zoe Bell, "Death Proof"

WRITING

Best Writer: Alan Moore, "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: Black Dossier"

Best Book (judged by its cover): Junot Diaz, The Brief and Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao

Best Comic Book Writer: Greg Pak, "Planet Hulk", "World War Hulk"

Best Comic Book: New Avengers

Best Comic Book featuring Zombies: "The Walking Dead"

Best Comic Strip: Not Family Circus

TELEVISION

Best TV Show: How I Met Your Mother

Best Episode: Lost, "Catch 22"

Best Premiere: House (everyone still fired from last season? check!)

Best News Program: "The Daily Show" (second year running)

Best Actor: Neil Patrick Harris, "How I Met Your Mother" (Legen- wait for it

Best Actress: Alison Hannigan, "How I Met Your Mother"

If any of this wasn't actually from 2007, just forgive me- I waited way too long to do this and my memory is not what it once was and whatever anyway, I mean, who are you to criticize- I don't come down to where you work and---

Message Terminated

Beating the spread

Tue, 02 Jan 2007 17:55:35 GMT

I posted something in less than a year. Ha. Once again, not kicked off. Now for some exciting news:

The seether was Louise?? All that fucking time?!?

And Now the BEST OF 2006 from a Factotem on Sleep Dep

MUSIC

Best Album: The Darkness, "One Way Ticket to Hell... and Back!"

Best Albumen: Ostrich Egg

Best Music Video: OKGO, "Here It Goes Again" (as if there was any doubt- honorable mention to Wierd Al Yankovic ("White and Nerdy"), All American Rejects ("Move Along"), and Pink ("Stupid Girls"))

Best Song: MUSE, "Knights of Cydonia" (also great video)

Best Cover: Disturbed, "Land of Confusion"

Best Concert: Flaming Lips, At War with the Mystics Tour

MOVIES

Best Film: Thank You for Smoking

Best Film featuring Zombies: Slither (untraditional, but alien slug-infected counts)

Best Guy Movie: Lucky Number Slevin

Best Chick Flick: Superman Returns

Best Actor: Sacha Baron Cohen, "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"

Best Title (Ever): "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan"

Best Actress: Natalie Portman, "V for Vendetta"

Best Explosions: V for Vendetta (emotional explosions, vocabulary explosions, explosions set to music, explosions so goddamn big they will bring a tear to the eye of even the most stalwart anti-explosion manly man)

Best James Bond: Still Sean Connery!

WRITING

Best Writer: Neil Gaiman, "Fragile Things", "Mirrormask", "The Eternals"

Best Book featuring Zombies: Max Brooks, "World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War"

Best Book (judged by its cover): Deborah Eisenberg, "Twilight of the Superheroes"

Best Short Story: Neil Gaiman, "How to Talk to Girls at Parties"

Best Comic Book Writer: Brian K. Vaughan, "Y: The Last Man", "The Escapists", "Runaways", "Dr. Strange: The Oath", "Ex Machina"

Best Comic Book: The Boys (Preacher fans rejoice- full of collateral damage, the word "cunt", revenge, infidelity, Simon Pegg, super painful super-sex, well-deserved ass-kickings, and the cutest dog rape you ever saw!)

Best Comic Book featuring Zombies: "Marvel Zombies"

Best Comic Strip: Misery Loves Company

http://www.flickr.com/photos/miserylovescompany

MISERY LOVES COMPANY is the best new comic strip since Dilbert. Or was it the Boondocks? That would require too much research to find out for sure. Anyway, it's good and misanthropic and irreverent. And I am a character in it. And it has zombies! I am not being paid to say this. Seriously, check it out on the above link, and tell the artist what you think. It's free and he is not a serial rapist. Or, if he is, he is too lazy to begin his reign of terror. You will not be raped until at least 2013, guaranteed.

Best Magazine featuring Zombies: Wizard (for all things nerdy)

TELEVISION

Best TV Show: House

Best TV Show featuring Zombies: Robot Chicken

Best Episode: The Boondocks, "Return of the King"

Best Premiere: 24 (Kill everyone in the first episode? Hell yeah, that's how we roll.)

Best News Program: "The Daily Show"

Best Actor: Hugh Laurie, "House" (still the best bastard)

Best Actress: Regina King, "The Boondocks" (how many characters can you play?)

ONLINE

Best Website: www.theonion.com

Best Website featuring Zombies: www.wikipedia.com (all the info, none of the accountability)

Best Download: Spider-man 3 trailer

Must finish later. Sleep now...
M

CANDY STORE

Tue, 24 Jan 2006 03:40:33 GMT

Sid and Nicely's Gourmet Cream-filled Candies
Over 100 Flavors!

A

Abused Housewife: blood and pan-cake makeup
Adulterer: vodka, spermicide, and aftershave
Alcoholic: schnapps and mouthwash (a peppermint lover's delight!)
Altar Boy: cotton candy and KY
Arsonist: nicotine, kerosene, and thorazine

B
Bull Dyke: volley balls, denim and leg hair
Bondage Freaks: the metallic aftertaste of regret
Beyonce: body oil, the determination of one enslaved ancestry and Jay-Z's dick
Bleach Blonde: dehydrated strawberries lightly marinated in beer
Bastard: the reek of one thousand angry ex-girlfriends, and if it's possible to condense arrogant laughter into a pleasant syrup, some of that too

C:
Congressman: cigar lit by burning cash
Cab Driver: curry and urine
Candlemaker: burning wax and broken dreams
Condaleeza Rice: lipstick and asshole
Catholic Churchgoer: guilt, cheap wine, and transubstantiated man-flesh

D:

Dashboard Confessional: bits of broken heart and the first few strands of pubic hair
Drag Queen: distilled bitchiness in a sugar-coated sequin shell
Dahmer: guess.
Dairy Queen: grade F meat that gives you acne
Douchebag: Bam Margera and food colorant

E:

Eye Doctor:
S
A L
i n e
Elephant Trainer: peanuts, shit, peanut shit
Extra Terrestrial: ~*//:{ and []+)(*<
Emily Dickinson: dust, dried prunes, and a thing with feathers
Evanescence singer: MACK and cheese
Emo Kid: unused guitar strings, hair dye, and crocodile tears

F:

Fashion Victim: gouchos, a peasant top, giant sunglasses and sequined flip-flops
Feces: milk chocolate--it's the reward to everyone who takes the chance
Frenchman: feces.
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air: canned laughter and light-hearted early 90s black comedy-flavoring
Fellatio: i don't know, the only people who buy these candies are girls just trying to be nice-
AND THEY GENERALLY GAG WHEN THEY SWALLOW THEM!

G:

Garfield: paper lasagna, stale jokes, the greas of a marketing machine
G-man (FBI agent): swamp gas and black magic marker
German Citizen: beer, sausage, and shame
Gold Digger: suntan lotion, Chanel no.5, and cold black avarice
George W.: fiery crosses, burning books, and deep-fried Tex-mex mentally challenged convicts

H:

Halloween: razor blades and arsenic colored light pink to attract small preferrably innocent children
Hashish: rumored to be delicious in many countries but illegal in this one
Happy: nicotine & valium with a bittersweet lost-love aftertaste
Heroine: heroin and E
Honesty: [[this product line has been discontinued]]

I:

Ivy League: rowing gear, silver spoons, elitism, ivy
IHOP: post-coital cigarettes, exhaust, lonely syrup, and too much butter
Iron Man: repulsor rays, vodka vomit, and sweaty metal
Ireland: warm Guinness, boiled potatoes, pipe bombs, and unplanned pregnancies
Ice Carver: champagne, melting talent
Indian Casino: fire water, trail of tears from the blackjack table, big smiles and burning hatred of the white man
Irving Berlin: fireworks and severely obscure references

J:

Justin Timberlake: an insurmountable collision of teenaged bumper, enough Axe to send a horse into labor, and a pinch of Viagra just because. oh yeah, and imprinted into each chocolate: "I did Britney Spears (when she was hot)"
Janitor: the cumulative vomit, piss, shit, sweat and semen from everyone in that building's Worst Day Ever
Jessica Simpson: see also "Bleach Blonde": add two parts horse shit for authenticity
Jersey: angry exhaust fumes, tired stereotypes
Japan: fish, rice, and all the sexual perversion you can fucking handle
John Deere: the chunk of my brain I lost trying to comprehend why this logo is so f'ing popular all of a sudden
Journey: shreds of sweaty balled-up panties thrown onstage, the tears of every man afraid to admit he has cried to "Faithfully," and oh yeah ONLY THE BEST MUSIC EVER
Jelly: Aspartame*, 13% REAL cranberries!, dicalcium carbonate, something "benzoate", SPF15, Color Red D12, Color Caramel 715, BHT, TBHQ, hydrogenated soybean oil, gum acacia, nicotine, the lost fingernail of an Indonesian 7 year old
Jack Shit: nothing :]

*PHENYLKETONURICS: This product contains phenylalanine.

K:

Kelly LeBrock: chips, dips, chains, whips- your typical high school orgy
KKK: the perfectly honed evil that only a lifetime of carefully cultivated ignorance can produce, crackers
Karma: one's own breath
Kindergarten: fingerpaint, Elmer's glue, one nation undertaught
Kool-aid: 9 parts high-fructose cornstarch, 1 part crack cocaine
Kindness: anyone who finds this specially wrapped, limited edition candy gets a guided tour of our chocolate factory, complete with untold dangers and award-winning songs
Koosh Balls: hundreds of tiny pieces of fad, Rosie O'Donnell grease
Kama Sutra: 5 women, 2 men, 3 cushions, and a goat- Sacred Lotus
Kookoogajoob: the walrus (Yoko's hair, two bullets, the talent)
King: gold oil, chicken fat, the blood and sweat of countless peons

L:

Loser: the thumb and index finger of everyone who has ever made an "L" with them
Lipstick Lesbian: poisonous stiletto spikes, eyeshadow, a Girls Gone Wild video camera, and the shattered gonads of many fallen warriors. add one part college diploma in order to make "Married Housewife" cream filling.
Lindsey Lohan: http://www.photodump.com/direct/acanuck/web-cam-cleavage-0004.jpg
Lone Shark: Frankie's fifth finger, oregano, diamond chunks, one grotesquely hairy mole
Lush: Liz Taylor's blood (BAC: 12.6)
Lyricist: unbridled fury and the entrails of Ashlee Simpson

M:

Miser: penny copper and loneliness
Mystery Science Theater 3000: bad movies, puppets, and hilarity
Mounds: don't
Mr. T: bling, cancer, pity of fools
Mortician: embalming fluid, lubricant, uncomfortable silence
Marine Biologist: seaweed, saltwater, and cunnilingus jokes
Matthew McConaughey: chewing tobacco, whitening gel, sheer damn manliness
Multi-millionaire: pre-nups, paper shredders, and absolutely no taxes, guaranteed
Mother: hugs, milk, and a choice of negligence or a great big cross
Matt Blackwood: indistinct non-vanilla flavor, insecurity, caustic sarcasm, unexplained scars, wasted potential, soy lecithin

N:

Nice: me!
Napoleon Dynamite: a neverending flow of screen t-shirts, the pituitary glands of all who say "flippin" now, Hot Topic's dirty sanchez, and VOTE FOR PEDRO fucking everywhere
Napster: a coalescing sense of dread amongst those of the music industry, the tears of Metallica
Non-Fat Zero Cal: cancer
Narnia: a magical secret world with a queen and perpetual winter and half-goats and other majestic creatures and A WAR AND A LION!!
Nerds: http://www.livejournal.com/users/one_user_less/151555.html
Narrative: ...gold had turned to ash. Love was dead, God was dead, and welcome to adulthood, by the way. I felt at a loss though I had only watched from a window. They had failed. The drugs hadn’t saved them and the laughter hadn’t saved them and the sex, most of all, hadn’t saved them. This project, of unconditional love and acceptance and freedom, had failed. And I don’t know what that means. I don’t.

O:

Oral Hygiene: fresh mint, cool mint, requirement
Onomatopoeia: BAM! ZIP! POW!
Overbearing Father: disappointment, mistrust, deep-seated incestuous fantasies
Oven Fresh: little pieces of Sylvia Plath's skull
Ornithologist: twigs, birdshit, lots of odes
Oval Office: low-sperm handshakes, non-toxic crayons, lies so black that they are kept out of the senate
Original Flavor: a distinct blend of the cream of creators Sid and Nicely*

*produced out of wedlock

P:

Princess: glitter, glue, statistic symbols, baby blue, 14 candles on a birthday cake, brain irritant
Paris Hilton: the blood from her drugstream, technically "fatal" amounts of rohypnol, anti-vitamins and paint-thinner
Paris, France: red wine, a pool of psychosexual energy, the eiffel tower, the mona lisa, a sign reading "Big Deal"
Partnership for a Drug-Free America: misleading charts, nonsensical inference, every load of shit from a politician's ass within the DC area, and my middle finger
Pope: a mouthful of bengay and wisps of paper to simulate the hands, a special catholic strain of alzheimer's
Princeton: textbook pages smeared in shit as if used for toilet paper, the smell of your tax dollars at work
Pac-Man: flashing fruit, what appear to be yellow ping-pong balls, latent homosexuality
Poe: lots and lots of female tuberculosis, bad luck

Q:

Quiz Show: rugula, chocolate cake, questions so hard they had to cheat
Queen Elizabeth II: kippered heirs, hearing aid batteries, figurehead cheese
Quitter: the agony of defeat, the apathy of regular defeat
Quoth the Raven: nevermore
Quantum Physicist: obstruse mathematical formulas that describe your past, present, and future love of dead baby jokes
Quicksilver: liquid mercury, three and many wishes
Quiet Neighbors: fingers, eyeballs, unidentified giblets referred to as exhibits A through YY

R:

Ralph Lauren: pastel colorant, a polo collar, open and tolerant working conditions, probable anorexia
Reality: bitter, bitter chocolate
Retalin: the fwd button from a VCR and a world of misjudged toddlers
Rap Singer: a candy shell that both emits bullets and guards from them
Resin: a tracking device that embeds itself into the intestinal wall, guaranteeing Nestle constant trackage of potheads for demographical recon
Ronald McDonald: an all-beef patty, a sesame seed bun, and the goddamn will to be a clown

S:

Surprise: mystery flavor! (grape)
Stork Droppings: poorly educated children
Steve Martin: Mark Twain wine turning to Queen Latifah vinegar
Shyamalan (M Night): 3 parts twilight zone, 2 hours talking, and a surprise twist! (grape)
Stupid People: fair and balanced beer, football injuries, Larry the Cable Guy, TRL, and bible verse, all dubbed with Bob Saget's comic voiceover talent
Snowman: a corncob pipe and a button nose and pure Colombian cocaine
Smartass: insecure sanctimony, keen eye, utter lack of helpfulness
Shay Nicely: fanboy drool, a rennaissance mind deep-fried in hashish and wrapped inside a thin sexy shell, heartbreaking smile garnish

T:

Tallahassee: garnet, gold, nothing else
Transvestite: duct tape, the song "Believe," and an anti-truth serum that allows you to live completely in a lie
TV: formulas, tasteless pudding, Nick GUTS, Trading Spaces, that girl who played Brenda Walsh, and a solvent that affects the frontal lobe
Terry Schiavo: chicken salad sandwich, blueberry pancakes, apple turnovers, green bean casserole, homefries, lasagna, and bacon and eggs
Tap Dancer: ankle blisters, a dominant mother, and the ability to cling tenaciously to childhood victories
Trash: used condoms, soiled products, rotten eggs and meat, maggots, flies in other stages of development, dead things including babies, shameful documents

U:

Undercover Cop: sweat, fake slang, real habit, adhesive scars
Urgent News Bulletin: something about someone rich and/or pretty
USA: French fries, German hot dogs, Dutch apple pie, and real American pectoral angina
Undulation: worth the extra effort
Umbrella: mocking pictures of a sunny day at the beach, blood from the ocular cavities of dozens of men my height, the rain that soaked through my socks anyway
Uvula: unsexy typo
U-Haul: the marinara-soaked silk of every Mafia front, the accumulated useless junk of one million indecisive relocators, and official transportation of the witness protection program
Union: better wages through broken legs

V:

Virgin: an extremely hard sugar shell, followed by a slightly softer layer, then another ALSO slightly softer layer, then the softest layer of all, and then your teeth break the creamy center and it moans
Venereal Disease: I got so excited about this one that my mind went blank
Veronica: cartoon titties, undying love for Archie
Valium: dreams, starlight, bubble bath kitten paws and the laid-back musical stylings of Maroon 5
Vicodin: everything above except in total blackness
Val Kilmer: who?
Valtrex: suppression
Vioxx: chocolate cardiac arrest

W:

Wonder Woman: lasso of truth, themyscirean tiara sweat, a million manhoods reached watching Lynda Carter
Widow: tears drying on cash from workers' compensation settlement, rapidly fading facial bruises, the dust blown off of makeup kit
Winter: Jack Frost nipping at amaretto and nog, trying desparately to make the pain go away
Walt Disney: sun-dried vomit on costume fur, a roomful of retired microphones ruined by Robin Williams's spittle, computer-generated Governor of Florida, and artificial sweetener
Working Girl: greasy baby formula money and the faintest hint of blood on latex
Womanizer: more perfume than cologne, the proud stink of three-day-old sex, 7 Durex flavors, and a dash of Binaca
Washington, DC: a delightful bouquet of Working Girl, Congressman, Snowman, and Trash

X

Xenophobia: composed entirely of strangers, the eyeballs of people you've never known, the fingers of people you'll never see
Xena: the biceps of a Norse butcher, mildly suggestive pleather, and the bruised asses of the gods
XXX: the removed and crushed to a pulp 'nads of Vin Diesel's agent, and hazelnut
X: MDMA
X: a time machine that will allow me to travel back and sabotage the invention of the letter "X"
X: a petition encouraging you to act today to include the letter X in more words

Y:

Youth Minister: the pure theatre odor of sweat through stage makeup, remnants of virgin blood, diamond crucifix dust, a wave of euphoria from too much oxygen pumped through stadium vents, the absolute corruption of making 10,000 hands sway in unison
Yorick: the lips I kissed I know not how oft
Yiddish: 15 words for penis
Yes Man: hemhorroid lip gloss and no soul to speak of
Yellow: Coldplay's rain and tears in the sand. basically banana
You: interactive! insert flavor from personal cream collection for a custom treat

Z:

Zombie: brains!
Zen: it doesn't matter (but if you have to know: triptophan)
Zack Morris: the befuddled scalp of Principal Belding, the heart of AC Slater (trophy), one of Kelly Kapowski's hands and a dark slant on everyone's favorite afterschool program
Zoloft: chocolate balls with little frowny faces etched into them
Zesty Italian: the most unpopular chocolate candy EVER

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 02:09:53 GMT

Matt died after being electrocuted in his truck.

I have to remember not to buy that truck...

M

some internet survey

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:32:28 GMT

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
If it’s a small explosion, it would have to be Sean Hannity. That way, I could watch the fair and balanced coverage of the Fox News desk, coverage mostly by little pieces of his brain. If it’s a large explosion, then definitely Nazi-Pope. It’s only worth it if he takes out the whole college of cardinals with him.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Creed- wait, didn’t someone already flip that switch?

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Pat Robertson. Of course, if he visited southern Mississippi after his recent remarks, I would probably have to take a number. But gosh, that would be an exciting wait.

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Locatelli. (an Italian goat-cheese which is like Romano squared)

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What does your dream-sandwich consist of, and does it contain the aforementioned cheese?
A half-pound of ultra-rare venison burger with spicy mustard, pickles, sprouts and sautéed mushrooms on a whole wheat bun, after I’ve just killed the buck with my own hands. No cheese, thanks.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Emmanuele Beart: my own personal date with an angel. Obscure reference, I know, but damn she’s hot.

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Probably Liz Phair, but at this point it would be a hardcore revenge fuck for the new album.

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Gas money! Whoo-hoo.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Somewhere with a great exchange rate- I don’t have that much cash on me…

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
Return ticket? Food? It’s not like it’s the fucking lottery.

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out ... so what's it gonna be?
Can I sell it? If so, probably something ridiculously expensive, like 100 yr old Scotch.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
The dawn of time; prove this creationism bullshit wrong once and for all.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Everyone has the right to do whatever they want as long as they are not infringing upon the rights of anyone else. Well, that’s done. Go Locke.

15. What is your favorite expletive?
Shit.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Put some pants on. Perverted mummies.

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My house key- gosh, I’d be screwed without that!

18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Probably whatever I was just doing. Sounds like it was working.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I’d have to go with the power to shunt backward and forward within my own timeline while retaining all knowledge I gain.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Well, that was a great episode of According to Jim the other night…

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
Well, that was a great episode of According to Jim the other night…

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit ... you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin'! What country are you going to live in now?
Australia, I suppose.

27. What's your theme song?
“Beyond Belief” –Elvis Costello

I'm fucking Napoleon Dynamite?

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 06:56:24 GMT

The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick

You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!

Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

Fri, 11 Nov 2005 08:42:21 GMT

a)met?
b)first?
c)now?

um... really?

Sat, 05 Nov 2005 08:29:18 GMT

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	7.2
Mind:	6.1
Body:	6.7
Spirit:	6.5
Friends/Family:	5.6
Love:	6.9
Finance:	7.6
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